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An emassive black dildo, quite veiny, which is reccommended to use with a large supplement of anal ease. Water-based lubricants are reccommended.
Customer: "My boyfriend is not satisfying me in bed. What would you suggest I buy as a substitute?"
Employee: "Black thunda is one of our best sellers at the moment!"
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notorious youtube phenominon. teaches us about the days of the week. contemplates which seat to take. gets in a car with an underage driver. likes to be fresh, have cereal, make it down to the bus stop.
guy 1: wanna meet on friday, after thursday?
guy 2: dont go all rebecca black on me. I know my days of the week
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The guy from the twilight series by Stephany Meyer who took bella in and unzombified her while that asshole edward was away.
jacob black: oh so il just stop by your crypt after school
ed and bella: ...
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A place where people go to eat seafood, that has a neon sign out front that reads "Red Lobster", which is populated by an inordinant number of African Americans dressed in their finest attire.
"Hmmm, it's Father's Day and I'm in the mood for an Ultimate Feast... let's go to Black Lobster!"
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The single most talented and touching lyrical genius of the 21st century. Successfully touched the hearts of hundreds of thousands of people with her hit single "Friday" in 2011. The music video was shared all across Twitter and even on Comedy Central and Tosh.0; that's just how good it is. Rebecca Black is known very well to have taught teenagers across the globe that not only is Thursday before Friday, but Saturday follows and Sunday comes afterward.
1. "Dude, did you listen to that song, 'Friday'?"
"Yeah, I think that chick was pretty, but I was too busy lolling to tell."
2. "Rebecca Black is a lyrical genius. She taught me 4 days of the week in just one song."
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A person of the female affinity who produced a music video for the sole purpose of informing those who do not know that it is Friday, which comes after Thursday and is followed by Saturday which is then followed by Sunday.
Rebecca Black: YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY. TODAY IS FRIDAY. TOMORROW IS SATURDAY. SUNDAY COMES AFTERWARDS.
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when you consume so much alcohol that your brain goes to sleep but your body gets all "eye of the tiger" and soldiers on
Yea dude I got so black out that I gave a girl a golden shower and I don't even remember it!
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