To recieve a blow job well you are taking a dump.
That dirty whore loves sucking dick an to be in the bathroom with guys shitting, so she can give them a blumpkin
When you get a blowjob whilst taking a shit.
At the party yesterday I heard that Shane got a blumpkin!
An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.
"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".
i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.
A blue pumpkin, or a pumpkin that has a blue shade in its Rhine.
Check out that blumpkin!
Chuck had a blumpkin in his garden today!
The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting
“May I give you a blumpkin?”
“Perchance”