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Is it because I say oof too much because I really am trying to change my awful ways
Why does urban dictionary hate me
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something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh
why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit
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It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
you ever wonder why we're here?
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What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.
Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*
Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."
America: *Elects Creepy Joe*
Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
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These slang words, when fully sounded out, mean "F-U-C-K Y-O-U"
Some people write, draw, or text this sentence to someone just because they are scared of fully just saying "fuck you."
And most adults, supervisors, or teachers wont notice it. They would this its just some funny slang for no reason or another.
Guy 1: "Too bad, Gerald! You missed the party! It was awesome, oh boo ho!"
Guy 2: "You know what? Eff You See Kay Why Oh You!!"
because they make up everything...
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No seriously. This is a reference to Breaking Bad season 1 episode 4, when Walter Junior, upset and in turmoil over his father's lung cancer diagnosis, outrages at his farther's hopelessness. His mother, Skyler White, is visibly distraught and in shock. Walter White, his father, is facially ambiguous, but I suggest that he is turned on by the unexpected lash out. The abruptness and out-of-pocketness makes this one of the funniest lines in Breaking Bad, nay, in American television.
The writers could well have ended the entire TV show by having Walter White die right then and there and rolling the credits. In fact, this would have been a totally viable ending to a long-winded story and would have prevented the rise of the crack-addicted, mentally unstable Breaking Bad community. Just imagine a world free from crack-heads yelling "JESSE WAKE UP" in public.
The phrase is most often unintentionally used by rage-quitting gamers; specifically, Minecraft zealots when they have two hearts, no shield, and three skeletons are raping them. The phrase also features in many political debates when the opposition runs out of rebuttals and resorts to crude insults, because, after all, this is the best way to assert yourself in discourse.
*3000-word assignment exists*
Professor: "You already have a lenient 5-day period to complete the short-release assignment. However, given the astounding number of simple extensions, we have decided to provide a 2-day blanket extension."
Students: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
You: *empty a Vietnamese War amount of bug spray on a cockroach*
Cockroach: *moves*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Osama bin Laden: *becomes the most elusive terrorist leader in history*
Americans: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Stranger approaching you with a clipboard and optimism: "How do you feel ab-"
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
*waiter places your food in front of you*
Waiter: "Enjoy!"
You: *accidentally* "You too."
Waiter: *eats your food*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"