The high you get from the California forests. It's how Californians stay above the clouds. They're too high to let the clouds keep them down.
Nigga it be dat California Cloudy.
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Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
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The sexual act of giving a blow job to an elderly man with raisin in your mouth while giving him a purple nurpule
My shirt is covered with the organism from the steler California raisin I gave him
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Weed.
We gunna be hittin up that california spinach real hard this weekend.
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Yo baby girl wanna get a California steamboat?
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No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.
I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.
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A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.
Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"
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