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A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.
He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.
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The Canadian Code states that "Canadians rock. Live it, love it, embrace it, pour maple syrup on it". This is the code that all Canadians live by. Similar to the 'bro code that states: 'bros before canadians'". Well, your beat.
yea, watch out, respect Canadian Code.
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When an action is performed by one person, intending to make another's life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.
Canadian Irony: Jim left Bob's hat out where he could easily find it, however, Bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.
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When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.
Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"
facial blow job canadian winter
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Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.
Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.
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After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
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Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.
Guy 1 "This city sucks."
Guy 2 "I know man."
Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."
Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."
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