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A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.
Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon
When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya
When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
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A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.
1: "It's International Cannon Day!"
2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"
Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.
"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"
Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball
I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun