the act of making something cannon; making it become true
"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."
To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
Chinese slang for friends with benefits.
She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship
The girl who has broken up multiple different relationships. Many people fall victim to the wrath of Chloe’s ability to coerce their boyfriends or even her best friends ex boyfriend.
“what happened?!”
“chloe cannon homewrecked 7 relationships so far!”
When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
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A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.
1: "It's International Cannon Day!"
2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"
can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/
The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.