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cannonize

the act of making something cannon; making it become true

"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."

by fianalins March 18, 2021


Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword February 16, 2018


cannon friend

Chinese slang for friends with benefits.

She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship

by mygodmike May 24, 2023


Chloe Cannon

The girl who has broken up multiple different relationships. Many people fall victim to the wrath of Chloe’s ability to coerce their boyfriends or even her best friends ex boyfriend.

“what happened?!”
chloe cannon homewrecked 7 relationships so far!”

by i love killing dogs October 17, 2022


Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

by Kelton Williams February 5, 2016

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International Cannon Day

A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.

1: "It's International Cannon Day!"

2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"

by Ya Boi Unkown March 1, 2019


Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
kanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019