A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.
British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”
UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”
British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”
Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.
person 1: YO!!! GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
person 2: Dude, caps control.
person 1: Sorry.
a group of friends who eat unhealthy after working out, spend all their money on food, and either simp of pimp ... no in between.
the cap crew walked to get bagels after soccer practice
When you forget that you have your caps lock on, and end up typing stupid-looking messages through IMs/forum posts/ etc.
When people have Caps Block, it looks a little like this:
i JUST AM SO ANNOYED AT everyone USING CAPS LOCK. wEIRD-OS.
Look at fred over there, thinks he’s so smart, only cap comin out of his mouth
A futile attempt to block a torrential flow of anything- such as the BP oil gusher. It just keeps flowing out no matter what you do.
Guy at party #1 "Man that guy just will not shut up about all his supposed sexual exploits, big investment dividends, rich friends, blah blah blah... I bought him a beer and tried to change the subject but he just keeps going."
Guy #2 "You bought him a beer? Nice gusher cap, dude!"
when snorting cocaine ur nose tends to bleed, a noza cap is anything that helps stop that, for example a paper or towel or even a nasal spray