Captain Cook

When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)

Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"

Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"

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Captain Rapist

The creepy guy at your work who has no problem touching other employees. Normally overweight and extremely creepy looking.

Hey dude, that guy slapped my ass on the way to the bathroom again. He's such a captain rapist!

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Captain Cuddles

What Hannah Montana (aka Miley Stewart{aka Miley Cyrus}) called her stuffed animal in an episode of 'Hannah Montana'.

Hannah Montana: "I love Captain Cuddles"
Cool Girl: "Your weird! Why do you treat a stuffed animal as a real animal"??

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Captain AwesomeFace

The coolest man that ever lived, he has a dick like Jesus.

Paul: " Hey McDizzle22 you rock this Playstation network."
McDizzle22: " I know, I'm Captain AwesomeFace get in line to kiss my ass."

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Captain Balls

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

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liverpool captain

Theres only one sami hyypia dont matter what any one says he is the liverpool captain because ooooooooooooo sami sami sami sami sami sami hyypia

"That LIverpool captain is Big Sam Captain Man"

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captain hook

someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.

"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"

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