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Cards Against Humanity

The game that will make you feel as if you have no morals and then it will continue to make you feel moral-less because you want to keep playing it.

Friend: "I want to do something bad that I know is bad but enjoy anyways."

Other friend: "Cards Against Humanity, bitch."

by thewadofpaper August 1, 2014

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Credit carding

A sexual position in which a male lays on his stomach and the female straddles the males' butt and then slides her vagina lips up and down the inside of his buttcrack

Tina and Harry are into some weird stuff in bed. I heard they got caught credit carding the other night.

by Projectz January 31, 2016

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Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022


Credit Card Required

When a free servicemakes you use a credit card
wow so "free"

huh that site says its free but I need a credit card required

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022


Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

by the-chronic-hygenic February 23, 2011

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Uno Reverse Card

The thing that is even more powerful than 'no u.'

Guy 1:U DUMB
Guy 2: NO U
Guy 1: UNO REVERSE CARD!!!!!!!

by BOIIIIIYUYU November 12, 2019

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Kentucky credit card

A 5 gallon gas can with a siphon hose used to steal gas from someone else's car.

Bring the Kentucky credit card, I need gas.

by DR DISTRUCTO March 30, 2010

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