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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
Phrase that can be used to exit a variety of situations, such as an intense argument, an, extended phone conversation, to ponder an important decision,
Example 1 Patterner number one: I need you to give me an answer now. We've been discussing this for ever, and you need to make a decision immediately!!!!!
Partner number 2: Okay. Imma let my chili cool for awhile! I will get back with up.
Example 2: After you have been on a two hour phone conversation, and your friend begins to tell you the same story for the fourth time. "Hey I mma let my chili cool talk to ya soon "
WHEN you take a shit a dick nd jerk it off
“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight”
Person 1: Yo man did you hear what happened to that lady on the news ?
Person 2: No what happened
Person 1: some hobo threw hot chili at her
Person 2: damn that sucks
any product or service that is cool or trendy; any fashion item or product that is highly sought after; a status symbol; the latest trends in fashion accessories or clothing; a classy or trendy item that is hard to find or fairly expensive; jewlery or accessories that are highly trendy; high quality products or services of any kind favored by the ultra rich and financially superior crowds. Exclusive resorts and expensive travel destinations frequented by the super rich.
That resort is a hot chili; I love that shoulder bag, it is really hot chili right now; those shoes are really on the hot chili list this season; did you see the diamond in her ring? That is so hot chili I can't believe it. She just got back from fashion week Milan; now she has all the hot chili clothes this season.
When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
Just being like a lil guy like a lil bad shitty guy
Get away from me you dirty chili dwindler