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1. Noun. The male ejaculate by way of manual masterbation.
2.Noun. Derogatory name give to person in place of "jerk offs." Commonly used in military environments where swearing or more conventional insults are discouraged.
"Listen here you little knuckle chucks. You best not be messing things up!"
The first one put out of a Texas Hold 'Em tournament at least twice in a row.
We played a nice game of Hold Em last week and yes Wuba the Love Sponge Chucked Out AGAIN
To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.
Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.
The opposite of a chick flick; a movie directed mainly towards a masculine audience rather than feminine. They tend to include physics-breaking action sequences, sex, good comedy, less plot than Man of Steel and sex. Not necessarily including Chuck Norris.
Me and my bro stayed up all night watching a bunch of Chuck flicks. It was bloody amazing.
Chuck flicks, making your testicles quadruple in size since 1923.
The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.
Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.
A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.
The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.
Telling someone not to get rude or not to try and start beef.