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1. Noun. The male ejaculate by way of manual masterbation.
2.Noun. Derogatory name give to person in place of "jerk offs." Commonly used in military environments where swearing or more conventional insults are discouraged.
"Listen here you little knuckle chucks. You best not be messing things up!"
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The dots on the dice of life have run out. Usually applied when death results suddenly due to an accident
"If you're not careful when juggling with those chainsaws you may chuck a seven."
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To quit engaging in a particular activity despite a high level of previous enthusiasm. 'Chucking a Leonard' is often due to irrational and situation anger at a present situation within the activity, whereby one ragequits and becomes too stubborn to go back on the decision.
"Yeah, he was kind of chucking a Leonard when he lost his Macharial..."
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To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.
Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.
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The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.
Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.
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A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.
The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.
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Telling someone not to get rude or not to try and start beef.
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