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Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.

My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.

by Dagalags May 29, 2025


Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.

Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!

by Adam119 February 18, 2025


Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.

Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!

by MXfanatic October 08, 2020


Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.

Man I cooked fish last night!

by 019-2830192830182308123 August 08, 2024


Cook

Used as a way to say they're doing a good job.

person 1: yo let him cook!
person 2: bro hes cooking like gordon ramsay!!!

by zeebopassione April 14, 2023


cook

when you just got your national merit finalist letter in the mail

I literally cooked.

by Miss Deed February 16, 2024


Cook

To do something or complete an action (usually exceptionally well)

Are you sure you know how to solve this math problem?”
“Hold on let me cook

by JupiterHanna February 13, 2025