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Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
the coolest man in the universe; from young sheldon
"Bro georgie cooper is sosososo swaggers
nickname from Houston Texans and NY Giants Strength Coach Craig Fitzgerald for USC football alum Jordan Thomas Cooper
Super Cooper was one of the hardest workers on the USC football team according to some of his college teammates.
Cooper Aultman is a white classic high school boy. He makes bad 911 jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. Yet he seems to make people laugh. Sometimes.
You should make better jokes, you sound like Cooper Aultman!
Influencer wanna be that actually might make it. tad preppy but everyone wants to be him.
oh look, its Cooper McDonald - the YouTuber. he is blogging after his first year med exams!
Where you can be a student athlete with a great future and honors classes, yet get harassed by the paid police that all take steroids and think they are sheriffs. And even when you still become rich they still find away to take you away. A holes. Young wild and free. Careless (whose more careless the teen growing or the oinkers)
What is Cooper City. Is it a good place to be.