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Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.
A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.
Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??
When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs
Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.
When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating
Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much
When you go down on a homeless woman.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."