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crusty daddy

When you masturbate, let it dry, then fuck with the crusty dick

Last night this girl and I did the crusty daddy

by Odysseus Pemberton April 26, 2024


Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019


Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021


eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 29, 2020


Crusty Flatbread

When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.

Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.

by Sindrom September 30, 2022


Dusty Musty Crusty

Someone who lives in crusty crib and is dusty and musty

Hello Ellion Lindholm ur are Dusty musty crusty

by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022


Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife February 23, 2016