Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

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byler depression

When you cry over edits or moments between Mike Wheeler and Will Byers from Stranger Things because Byler still isn’t canon and it’s slowly killing you

AHHHH OLIVIA YOU GOTTA STOP CRYING BECAUSE BYLER ISN’T CANON
FOR THE LAST TIME LAILA I HAVE BYLER DEPRESSION I CAN’T STOP THIS IT’S IMPOSSIBLE

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Great Depression

When a massive boner derived from a grower finishes its business and deflates back into a pitiful toddler peen, quietly disappointing its otherwise proud owner.

"I'm telling you, dude; it was the best uncreative college-age cowgirl sex of my life, but then I splooged and the Great Depression struck."

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Exo-depression

Your depression becomes exo if you were in combat(playing games) and got really pissed off or annoyed.

This goddamn vespar user is giving Exo-depression

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drug depression

DD; Drug Depression: the induced state of depression after the high of a hard drug (including ecstasy, MDMA, cocaine etc) wears down.

Helen: Yo how you feeling man?
Ken: I have intense DD right now...
Helen: DD?
Ken: Drug depression.

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The Great Depression

A Pack/Heard/Group of Swamp Donkeys.

Eric: 1 swamp donkey 2 swamp donkey 3 swamp donkey...
Boo: Hey man its The Great Depression!!

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milk depression

when you run out of milk and you're sad

"I ran out of milk and now I'm in a deep milk depression"

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