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The Best Diamond (besides White) in the diamond authority.
epic neck lady ig
person A: omg is that Yellow Diamond
person B: yeah lol
A gay space rock made of light.
She's the giraffe of the the great diamond authority.
Yellow Diamond: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EARTH?
Peridot: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!!!!!!!!
A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
A man that calls another man over and over again
Dude Diamond dial (insert name) over the presidential election
The sweetest and most kind pig out of them all. The diamond part comes from diamonds are rare so the diamond is nice. The diamond pig sometimes can be rejected by another object or person
The diamond pig walked down the sidewalk
a virgin that plays hypixel ranked skywars on minecraft and mines all the fucking diamonds and makes himself the most powerful player in that ranked skywars game
Me: *casually plays and goes to the middle on ranked skywars*
Virgin (Full diamond): *attacks me*
Me: *tries to attack back but gets killed because he has better armor than me*
Virgin: Get fucked
retard that mines all diamonds in ranked skywars and then cleans everyone
person: *casually plays ranked skywars and kills someone*
full diamond: *fucking cleans him*
person: kys