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when one is british and smells something stinky
american: ew what's that smell
british: did yaaaa farttttt?!
When you mentally plot to leave a toxic relationship, toxic workplace or toxic "friendship" ASAP.
"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!
Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!
don’t do something you’ve already done
“i texted my ex while i was drunk last night 💀”
“MF DON’T DID!!”
A catchphrase often used by Indian scammers who are in the midst of crashing out after their plans to scam have been foiled. It’s typically used after “do not redeem!” whereby the scammer wants the victim to send them the gift cards instead of redeeming them.
Indian scammer: NO! NO! NO! WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? MA’AM, WHY DID YOU DO THIS? HELLO!!! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REDEEM THIS!!! NOW YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID? DO YOU SEE?!?
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This is the latest exciting genre of sexual genders. Do/Did refers to, "DO they have a penis or a vagina, and DID they have it at birth?
"Penelope was so confused about matters that she cut her penis off!"
"Ah, so she's a Do/Did'er!"
"Tru dat Homie!"