Santa Maria di Castellabate

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Mortacci di Pippo

This is a Daniele expresion for when he doesn't get what he wants. FYI he never gets what he wants and uses Philip as an excuse. Damm you Philip - or Filip...depends on how he feels about certain people in a specific moment.

aw..was this not yet delivered? Mortacci di Pippo! - Said Daniele when he checked his McDonalds order and they forgot to bring him BBQ sauce

Mortacci di Pippo! we are not live with this game yet? how is this even possible. I've planned for a long time - Daniele shouted at the office ...

lupa di mare

Wolf of the sea. An Italian phrase for a person who hooks up with lots of women.

Luigi is a real lupa di mare. He’s bringing a girl back to his flat every weekend.

Dis-roached

Dis-roached, is word that defines, unattractive, non-academic, not pleasant, and hard on the eyes.

"Eww! Did you see their dis-roached outfit? " "That shirt was extremely dis-roaching." "I am very dis-roached."

girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

*dies*

the bestest way to ever express your sadness in the middle of a random conversation you may have

person 1: SO THEN SHE-
person 2: *dies*

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died