Digital-hoarder

Collecting digital media for the sake of collecting it, not watching and/or listening to it. Accumulating titles that you have no interest in, no intent of using for entertainment and no desire to do anything with except just possessing it.

I downloaded the complete discography of Michael Buble because I'm a digital-hoarder.

Digital Virginity

You are digitally virgin till you have not watched pornography thru digital means i.e internet, DVD, CD, USB key etc

He lost his digital virginity at the age of 14.

Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.

"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

Digital Death

An infographic that depicts various online platforms, and what happens to those accounts if the user dies.

Digital Death

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Digital Dance Divide

The digital dance divide refers to the gap between people with effective access to dance games (e.g. Dance Dance Revolution, Just Dance, Dance Party, etc ..) and those with very limited or no access at all. This can be seen in the field during a high school dance where a group of students show great skills in repeating solo dance moves in the game(s) and the rest displaying only rudimentary moves.

This high school dance is lame. Most of the people are just standing there. Just a few Just Dance nerds in the corner, showing off. Must be Digital Dance Divide.