dick don't care

The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.

No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.

Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.

Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.

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Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

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DON'T USE THAT LINK

please keep scrolling nothing to see here

h t t p s : / /w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = D L z x r z F C y O s

and Don't use that link

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Don't fight the pipe

1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.

1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

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Bitches don't know

1.A general use affirmative adjective/response for something that is mind-blowingly awesome, typically somethinng which the lady-folk cannot appreciate. Also used to insult bitches who don't know. See also: Fucking A or Hell yeah
2. The truth/words to live by

1. Guy 1- You wanna play Left 5 Dead?
Guy 2- Bitches don't know.

I was walking down the hall the other day and I overheard two bitchy girls discussing what they didn't know.

2. BDK!

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don't even trip

Don't mess around; Don't lie.

Are you serious? LaQuanda slept with 5 guys last night? Don't even trip cuz I'mma bout to call her.. so if you playing, I'mma beat you.

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Don't dress to undress

This is used when you ask someone on a friendly date, and want to let them know that there is no chance that the two of you will be having sex afterwards.

Sally: Hey John, wanna come with me to the Canadian High Commission tonight? They're screening a Canadian film there.

John: Uh, cool. What's the setup there, like what should I wear?

Sally: I'm not entirely sure, but don't dress to undress, I need to be somewhere else at half past nine.

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