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n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.
Man you are such a douche kanoosh
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A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.
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A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.
Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.
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A bump on the skin, normally on the skin at the back of the neck, that appears when you are surrounded by douche bags or when you encounter a particularly-huge douche bag.
douche douche bag douche bumps
Whenever that douche bag Hansell is around, Tim gets a huge douche bump on the back of his neck.
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Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.
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A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.
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A Hipster (or group of hipsters) who claim to be original and have invented their own style, yet steal off of other subcultures' styles and/or invading those other subcultures' venues. A Hipster won't actually go into a club to dance or enjoy the music, but to stand around and critique the venue and the patrons with their friends.
Goth Hipster, Punk Hipster, Metalhead Hipster, Mod Hipster, New Wave Hipster, Death Metal Hipster, Country Hipster, and many more.
"Why are those Hipster Douches here at a Goth club!? They're not even doing anything! They're just standing on the dance floor with their drinks, blocking much of the dance space, but not doing anything except talking to each other! Annoying hipsters!"
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