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When you light a fart into the intake of your friends C-pap mask when he or she is sleeping.
Someone must have lit a fart in my C-pap's air intake because I woke up with dragon's breath.
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During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
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When you make a beak shape with your hand, put tobasco sauce on said beak, and shove that in someones mouth/b-hole
Guy 1: Wanna party?
Guy 2: Nah, i'm gonna go Dragon Beak with Daniel Tosh
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“Oh look Tom and Alice are playing Dungeons and Dragons (d&d). I wish I was as cool as them” *exhales*
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After I was done masturbating I had dragon spit on my hand
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The strongest mob in Minecraft. Probably the best XP source you will find in Minecraft, if you exclude Herobrine.
A: Where have you been?
B: To the End. I killed the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I killed it 100 times.
B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.
A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.
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awesome powermove flying uppercut done by Ryu on streetfighter.
*at the arcade*
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
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