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During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
awesome powermove flying uppercut done by Ryu on streetfighter.
*at the arcade*
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
A fictious video game made up by someone's friends in order to catch that person in a lie.
John- "Dude have you played the new Dragon Flogger game yet, I can't get past the second level!?"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
This defines when someone uses the bathroom.
I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!
After I was done masturbating I had dragon spit on my hand
The Mangy Dragon is the best sex maneuver to ever be invented! It involves snorting hot sauce, grabbing the hair of your victim, yanking their head back as you stuff your nose in their butt hole and trying to blow your nose with their "back door."
This maneuver was first done by Asians in the early dragon years. It was first done with wasabi but tobasco sauce is more commonly used today.
It is called a mangy dragon because it makes both parties feel worn out or "Mangy" and it makes the person doing it feel like they're shooting fire out of their nose. it's commonly compared to feeling like a dragon.
Tom: "Hey Steve! I heard you gave that girl a Mangy Dragon last night!"
Steve: "Fuck yeah I did! my nostrils still burn from the wasabi I used!"
Tom: "Steve! do you know how incredibly dangerous it is to use wasabi? they outlawed it's use for a reason!"
Steve: "Yeah, but she was a yellow so I wanted to go old school on her!"
“Oh look Tom and Alice are playing Dungeons and Dragons (d&d). I wish I was as cool as them” *exhales*