an American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio.
Hamburger Helper is a packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet.
When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
The biggest Pepega of all Pepega's usually seen fishing for compliments by saying things such as "my stream is terrible, i should just quit streaming.", and trying to get attention to their stream. Also supports online bullying, will most likely try to steal your viewers.
Eagle Pepega moment.
The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.
"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"
"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."
"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"
Putting on a giant set of feathery bird wings and an ABBA wig and running around thrusting your pelvis.
Where's Mike from accounts?
Oh he's on the roof running a Swedish Eagle