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What every male or female entrepreneur should hold upon their head and attempt to sell by asking someone if they want it before becoming successful businessmen or businesswomen. Usually, this is done with a sign that says "Free Egg?"
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Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.
Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?
Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.
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Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard
Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.
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Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs
That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.
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A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.
Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!
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When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina
Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life
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As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.
"I'd toss her egg salad"
"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"
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