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an “eli special” is a reference to last minuet or after hour orders.
you have worked a long day, during closing or when just arriving home. Eli calls you. he says “hey man are you still at the shop? we just got a order going out to …. “ this is what is known as a Eli special
The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose
You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?
Strong, funny, independent pot head who can't play basketball or jump rope.
He is awesome and cool and the best person ever
Man Eli H is so cool
he is awesome and the best person ever
Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.
That guy I met at the karate, dirtbike, paintball clue was an eli Henry kind of guy.
A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
Eli thombs:hey
Girl: OMG he’s so nonchalant!
Girl 2: I bet he has a BBC
Eli:yh
A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...