Eric has the fattest horse cock known to man kind. People ask him how long he can go but in reality his shits touching the floor!
Damn look at that horse cock
Yeah that’s a eric
A guy who’s experienced EVERYTHING.
Hey that happened to my buddy Eric once
One of the most relaxed and careless people you’ll ever meet. Eric will do whatever it takes to provide the least amount of effort in any situation. It’s Very easy to make him laugh and he will almost definitely not take any situation seriously. This person is very sociable and it is very easy to spark conversation with him, he’s very friendly and light hearted. However his care only stretches out a certain amount, if the situation makes him do something he doesn’t want to do he will find any exit possible.
Eric quit his job because he doesn’t like manual labour, but he made some extra friends.
at first i thought that eric was the normal asshole qb but THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. he is very sweet, with A LOT of muscle, thinks he is funny 😐 , is very good at football and looks sexy as fuck in his jersey and lowkey has a nice butt like eric u got a nice ass. he’s good at a lot of things but the one thing he’s real good at is sex talk period. eric is all around sexy, hot, funny and most of all got that dig dick energy ehehehhe.
random girl in the hall - yoooo i’m feeling that big dick energy
joslyn - oh that’s just eric
The type of guy to secretly like 5 year olds.
Tom: Stop pulling an eric
Eric: I need therapy