Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord
The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
Fat as shit and ugly as fuck
Always on dick
"Tyler Evans is always on someone's dick"
A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly
Joey: That guy looks like a right Mr Evans!
A very handsome teacher.
Me and layla love him
Mr evans has a Hot aussie accent
a fool, a freak, a meat eater
oh shittttt your an evan malone