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To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.
I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.
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A person who spends most or all of their time devoted to the social networking site known as Facebook. This person is a fool, because they could be utilizing this time to do something much more productive such as raising children properly or getting off welfare.
Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.
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Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
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A facebook tickle, or a fickle, is a feeble attempt at a frape often by a girl to one of her close friends, which has no serious implications, and may even benefit the 'victim'.
''Luv *friends name* soooo much!!! bbf4lyf 2k11 hehehehe''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
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1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.
Simon Smith
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats
Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!
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Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons
Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!
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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast
Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!
Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?
Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning
Chris Turner
I wish you were dead
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a feeling of intense or growing anger brought on by other Facebook users' comments or posts. Such behavior might include sarcasm, verbal insults, name calling, making threats, or, in extreme situations, yo momma insults. Facebook rage can lead to excessive Googling in search of supporting facts, incorrect quotations, screaming at your computer, throwing your phone out the window, high blood pressure, twitching eyes, and insomnia.
Why does Jesse look so bad this morning?
She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.
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To systematically offend all of ones friends on Facebook causing them all to de-friend you.
Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.
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