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crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023


Ate like a flower

Ate healthy; natural diet or mainly a plant based diet

Larissa ate like a flower

by Mele Vanoni June 05, 2018


going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 22, 2012


flower deprivation

When someone doesn't receive flowers from a partner/friend/significant other very often.

She's got flower deprivation, he didn't send her any flowers on valentines.

No surprise flowers?! They're flower deprived.

by Agatsvaajai September 10, 2017


Dirty Flowers

When two male work partners are riding in a work truck on an army base the passenger is on the phone while jacking off the driver

Must be nice to drive Mrs Daisy and get a Dirty Flowers every day

by Big daddy rabbit April 18, 2023


Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020


boiling flowers in the wing

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid

If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"

by bridget February 07, 2004