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To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch
Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
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schwigity wha schfity five
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A sly five is something you do when you and/or a friend both notice (or do) something awesome in the presence of a person that might not think it awesome. It is essentially a very discreet high five which requires no elevation of the hands and can be done with a simple pass so that no one will notice how awesome you and your friend are.
John, Steve and Rebecca(John's GF) are at the bar with some friends. One of their friends, Elaine, has been hinting at some sexual tension between her and John. Shes awfully drunk now and starts to grope on John when Rebecca isnt paying attention. Seeing the obvious possible confrontation, Steve swoops in and entices Elaine to go and smoke with him so that John and Rebecca can quickly leave. On their way out, John quickly Sly Fives Steve.
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In backyard basketball, a shot from outside the three-point line gives you three points, but a calle-five gives you five points and it's achieved by hitting a shot from behind the backboard.
"Stop being a ball haul Carl!"
"Nah bro, i'm gonna hit that, CALLE-FIVE!!!!!"
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A sport similar to triple-jump. Played with five sticks, players may only land once in each gap and clear the course without touching the sticks. The King (previous game's winner) goes last. His final landing spot becomes the new spot for any stick of his choice. Game is played until only one player remains.
"Let's play five stick!"
"No, thanks anyway"
"Damn..."
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Slapping someone’s hand with their consent.
Jimmy high-fivedBob’s hand after they won the football game.
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Something very gay and doesn't even exist
Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?
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