French Toasting

the act of making french toast

me: what are you doing?
friend: French toasting
me: is that really a verb?
friend: it is now

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French Quarter

When you stick 2 dimes and a nickel up your ass and make a girl dig them out with her tongue.

This bitch I took home from the club last night didn't have enough money for the bus, so I gave her a French Quarter.

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The French Connection

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.

"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."

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French Fry

A skinny, long, unhygienic penis that has not been washed in a long time. It may have a small layer of crust made of semen and other penal discharges.

"Dude he whipped his dick and it was a total French Fry. I don't think he's showered in a MONTH."

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speak french

when a girl squirts in your mouth and you shake your head like a st. Bernard whisking drool with you're tongue like peanut butter and you say fuck and she moans you learned to speak french

such a strong man do you speak french

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french breakfast

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.

a) "This french breakfast is delicious."
b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."

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French Tickler

While having anal/vaginal intercourse with a male/female, inserting a French Baguette into his/her mouth then tickling their sac/clitoris

Dude, I gave Jessica a sick French Tickler last night

Me and Jack got crazy last night and I gave him a French Tickler

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