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Friday the official day of the week where you smack people's butts of the opposite gender.
Dude I can't wait for smack ass Friday, then I can smack Hailey's big ass.
Certain Fridays in which your caps lock must be on all day. There is no real method in decided when it's Caps Lock Friday, but some people practice Caps Lock Friday every Friday.
(Unfortunately Urban dictionary does not allow a certain amount of capital letters in an example, so just imagine everything in capital letters)
Guy1: Hey did you hear?! It's Caps Lock Friday!
Guy2: Are you serious? I guess my term paper will have to partly capitalized.
When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night
Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"
Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"
Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!
Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.
Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?
Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.
A day that everyone plans but which never happens.
The day is usually said to involve excessive amounts of alcohol and gay porn, though the alcohol is optional.
Though often limited to one gender, this isn't always the case.
Me: Who's up for Gay Porn Friday?
Everyone: YES!
It's Casual Friday to the next level, where people come to work without fixing their bed hair.
Joe: "Whoa, what's with your hair, dude? Rough night, last night?"
Bob: "Didn't you get the memo? It's Big Hair Friday!"
Joe: "Gee, I can't believe I forgot it's BHF!"
The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.
Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.
Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.
Send nudes to ur crush and see if he likes it or her and see if he or she will send one back
Nude pic Friday