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The act of one having sex with a chicken before killing, cooking, and eating the chicken.
I can't wait to get home tonight, i'm having Russian Fried Chicken!
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The same as regular french fries except the potato skin is left on them, so that they appear to be higher quality than they actually are or more healthy than they really are. Many fast food companies are switching to natural cut fries in an attempt to raise sells such as Wendy's and Hardee's.
Guy: I'm going to Wendy's to get some natural cut fries. They are using sea salt now too.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.
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Wherein one party puts his penis in the other party's anus, drawing fecal matter onto it, then inserts it into that party's oral cavity.
"That bitch got the deep fried pickle last night, almost ralphed on my rod."
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Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.
Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!
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The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.
person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!
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A Phrase You Say When Something Really Really Pisses You Off
Girl A: Girl, That Bitch Is Trying To Sleep With Your Man!
Girl B: What? That Shit Just About Fries My Bacon!
Girl A: So What Are You Gonna Do About It?
Girl B: Oh, I'm Gonna Whip Her Ass
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Hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black.
It is also greasy because it's washed like once a week.
Wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive.
I'm thinking about getting deep fried hair but I don't want people to think I'm emo..I'm just scene.
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