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The (often awkward) break in an online conversation that occurs after someone references and/or asks something which you have no idea about. The break lasts as long as it takes you to google search the aforementioned 'something' and (usually) click on the wikipedia article for it and skim-read the first paragraph or so. After the break, you proceed to pretend there was no break in the conversation, and you attempt to pass your newfound knowledge off as something you've known for ages.
Person A: Hey man, don't you love the song shutterbug?
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....
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A spontaneous competition usually held in an open-office environment where someone happens to pose a random, trivia-like question and everyone who heard it tries to be the first to answer it using Google.
"What is the capital of Zaire?"
"I don't know but it sounds like a Google-Off question to me!"
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Google Shadow is a software that was build by Chris Mcneeney teaching internet marketers how to generate massive income by using Google Adwords.
More information:
http://www.djkshadowpro.com
Chris used the software "Google Shadow" to generate thousands of dollars every month with no experience in internet marketing.
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The person that you find when you search for your own full name on Google.
Bob: I just Googled my name and found out that there is another person with MY name stealing MY limelight.
Joe: What you gonna do about your Google twin?.
Bob: I'm gonna h4x0r teh site
Joe: Ok then...
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A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.
"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict
"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis
"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict
"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."
-Doctor
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Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.
Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam
google symptom
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The tendency to, when opening a web browser, automatically open Google.com out of habit
Girl:"Dude, check out my new website!"
Guy: "I'd love to"
Girl: "Uh, why'd you just open Google?"
Guy: "Sorry, Google Reflex"
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