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A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
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Just like a bruh moment, but even more extreme. You don't know what's going on.
That guy had a total Ariana Grande moment when he found out his girlfriend was a guy.
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penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.
PENIS DE GRANDE! (to be used in song)
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a loose French translation of "The Big Cheese"; also a character in the game International Ragnarok Online; a beastly force when they were a level 99 assassin, now as an assassin cross has wreaked havoc among the realms of World of Emperium. Lurks in the dark like a ninja, but will rip your face off like a pirate, so Le Grand Fromage is like a NINJA PIRATE! also, often referred to as "cheese" or "supa' cheese"
Le Grand Fromage is smelling bad today. Either he's been let out to sit in the sun, or he hasn't leveled enough today. Either way, he stinks.
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A U-15 Soccer Team that finished 5-5-3 last season
The Grand Island Dynasty Beat the Northtowns Dragons 5-1 yesterday
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An uncle who is very grand and kind.
An uncle who is our uncle and also a grandfather.
My Grand Uncle gave me lots of cookies and made me fat.
My Grand Uncle is very chubby and has a big belly.
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To do something in the style of your grand dad e.g oppa grand dad style
My grand dad taught me how to drive, so I drive grand dad style
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