off da hook

Expression that means, "better than good." When you are bangin a freak, you must take the phone off da hook to avoid interruption, so the literal definition of "off da hook" means "better than sex" but people use it similar to "off the charts."

The party last nite was the shizzle, there were so many hot chicks it was off da hook.

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left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

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The Krogmann Hook Shot

When you are with a female making love inside a human-sized hamster cage, and you aren't just feeling it. So you change the mood by doing the famous krogmann hook shot. To initiate the shot you must yell the magical words "REGINA NIMOY ZACKANDO." Once you yell those words, you put in the movie "Rocky 4" and curve your penis to the shape of a pirate hook and shoot your load across her face until she drowns.

Tory- hey did you watch the russian bobsled team compete in madagascar?

Yonnie Von Tuegen- nope, i was doing the dirty with rhonda and did the krogmann hook shot. i have never felt so good other than my first time to disney land

Tory- LOL

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Hook Up Bitch

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

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Hooked Up

Putting yourself together for an evening out...
Makeup,hair,outfit and shoes...

She was all hooked up for an evening out.

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captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

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homey hook-up

when your homey endows upon you an object, an idea, or a word that he or she presently needs

Hey James I'm broke as a joke. I need a homey hook-up dawg!