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Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020


violent hump

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end

I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.

by carpoolboy March 11, 2016


hump and gather

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".

The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."

by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021


hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023


dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.

Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.

by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022


Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.

I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man

by 63rdjah April 1, 2023


jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

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