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A male who was born in the city by parents that have no ties to the south, has not spent more than a vacation in the south, nor has any southern qualities... Listens to modern country music, but pretends to like the classics. They might hunt and wear camo or flannel but its mostly designer brand. They often drink a lot and then the pretend accent really comes out. Chances are these guys are young and act like they want to fight but always back down.
Look at Jon in his camo hat driving his dodge truck with normal tires blaring Florida Georgia Line... I bet if that pussy ass yankee k mart cowboy threw a punch it would feel like flowers hitting you in the face...
A racial slur to be used toward Arabs.
Tommy: I walked in 711 the other day and that damn Dunecoon Camel Cowboy didn't understand anything I said to him.
Mike: Hahaha, that's so fucked up, Tom.
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A big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people
Man i hate that Dallas cowboy fan next door hes a big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people
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Cowboy chases his Cowgirl around the house backwards with his hairy ass yelling Dirty Cowboy.
While inside your house, a cowboy (with hat on) unexpectedly yells Dirty Cowboy and walks/runs backwards with his pants down. Chasing her with his hairy ass, while she screams and runs away. The Dirty Cowboy must corner the Cowgirl (kitchen is good place)and rub his hairy ass on her as she screams. Some Dirty Cowboys like to yell, 'can you smell that' or 'did you hear that', but that is optional. Beware of the wet finger!
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when a police man pulls you over because you didn't come to a "complete stop" at a stop sign. basically if your wheels don't stop moving before you proceed a police man can and will pull you over.
driver: what seems to be the problem officer?
Police guy: you ran a stop sign, you didn't come to a complete stop.
driver: a cowboy stop? are you serious?? c'mon man i was barely moving and there were no other cars.
Police guy: it don't matter, rules is rules. so here is your ticket and have a nice day.
driver: @%&#!!
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The in-bathroom stall papers that create a gasket seal over the toilet bowl, or when used over the head, provide a uniqe headpiece.
As Jon left the bathroom, he decided to accentuate his wardrope by taking an extra Polish Cowboy Hat and placing it on his well-combed head.
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A movie pirate. The scurvy dog of the cinema, named for the ten gallon hat he wears to hide his camera.
Check it out! I just got the new Harry Potter movie on DVD only one day after it came out in theatres! It was five bucks from the local camera-hat cowboy.
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