When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.
Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.
the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls
His taint stich was a thing of beauty
The area between your fingers. (interdigital folds or plica interdigitalis) Term coined by Erin Moore.
The ring irritated my finger taint.
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When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
The Finest Pirate Crew in the Universe!
Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?
Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!
The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
There's a dingleberry lingering in my taint fuzz. Ive been smelling it for weeks.