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The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.
Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."
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Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.
Person 1: "Awh fuck."
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."
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When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.
Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?
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If you search for this then are basically self-fucked
She told me to go to her house to play with her pussy. But instead she plays with her pussycat. Self-Fucked myself didn't I?
(Based on a true story, Seriously.)
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When you make something so complicated not even you can figure it out.
Fuck! I self-proofed my e-mail account! I knew I shouldn't have made my password so complicated!
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Self-soothe
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
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Modern terminology for taking your life. With a psychological overtone in which makes one think more about the act. Which in some cases is all that's needed. "Change a mindset change a life."
"Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem."
"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
Suicide is neither an answer nor solution if it was the ones you left behind wouldn't be in trauma and pain.
Killing your self is SE Self Execution and the act will always be greater than the cause.
SE Self Execution
The scope and goal of every mental health origination
Is to give the mentally ill hope and improve their situation.
Yet even with all their training, recovery groups and pills,
there's always the ones self punishment kills.
Suicides continue every second of each day.
I believe it's because we look at it the wrong way.
For most don't realize the true nature of this beast
and the legacy of pain it leaves after it's feast
I've been to that brink I've been in pain,
and the actions I did bordered insane.
Luckily I'm still here be it random or grace
Hopefully I'll leave something time won't erase.
Want to make a difference want to give to mankind
just a new mindset could be the right path to find.
Many have said SE sounds like a bad thing to say.
How many lives could it save if we explained it this way?
My heart goes out for all the Victims of SE
Hopefully this can make some change in casualties we see.
Bills self execution was traumatic to all his loved ones leaving some with the mindset to take the same dark path.
The fireman and other first responders who cared for Bills mortal remains were in shock from his SE never before had they saw a human body in such a mess. The coroner decided Bill had laid in his apartment at least three weeks before he was found by his daughter.
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