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internet funnyman

alpharad being cool

"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman

by definitely jo malone September 7, 2021


internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020


Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

โ€œHey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.

by derrien May 8, 2022


Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.

I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.

by fid March 21, 2012

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Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection

Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.

by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009

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internet arm

a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat

Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr

by CustardMonkey June 21, 2009

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internet osmosis

the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.

Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.

Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.

"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.

by MissMercurial July 11, 2011

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