"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman
(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)
Internet drifters tend to:
- Not maintain online relationships very much
- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them
- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly
(- Probably lurk on discord servers)
Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"
Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
โHey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.
The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.
I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.
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the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection
Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.
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a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat
Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr
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the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.
Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.
Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.
"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.
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