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the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere
hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky
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It’s celebrating Thanksgiving with a 12 pack of Guinness and Boston Market.
{Bob} James, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
{James} I'm having a Irish Thanksgiving.
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Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
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An irish slingshot would be used in the situation that you just received bad head. First you would remove your dick from her mouth, then you would put the tip of your index finger on the tip of your dick. You would then pull sideways away from her face, and then release and watch all hell break loose! The head of your dick should then slap her in the face! leaving the imprint of almost a shamrock on her face.
Dude my friend pulled the irish slingshot on his girl last night.
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The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.
Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.
That guy looks like beetle juice, he’s an Irish idol ass.
The agreement between a Scottish person and an Irish person that, to avoid a drunken bar fight, neither shall speak or interact beyond greetings and farewells.
This can be sidestepped under rare circumstances, or depending on the levels of intoxication.
Aye, Lance, Ye cannae talk to that boy o'er there.
Why not Pa?
It's the Scot-Irish Agreement, you'd not fancy a bottle gettin' smashed upside y'er head aye?