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the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.
surprise!
Its Christmas!
(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)
I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.
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An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.
Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.
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The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.
What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?
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A cat kitten or fully grown, shows Christmas spirit most often forced by the owner but sometimes willingly does it by itself. It is a cute thing and is enjoyable by some, these cats can viewed on Google as wearing santa hats and being in stockings, all the same they're cute.
Jer The Christmas Kitty approaches Maddy The Christmas Kitty wearing his santa hat making him look adorable like his counterpart Maddy Christmas kitty wearing her santa hat and a silver bell collar.
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One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
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A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
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a very financially tight christmas
Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?
Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas
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