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the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.
surprise!
Its Christmas!
(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)
I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.
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An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.
Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.
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The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.
What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?
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A cat kitten or fully grown, shows Christmas spirit most often forced by the owner but sometimes willingly does it by itself. It is a cute thing and is enjoyable by some, these cats can viewed on Google as wearing santa hats and being in stockings, all the same they're cute.
Jer The Christmas Kitty approaches Maddy The Christmas Kitty wearing his santa hat making him look adorable like his counterpart Maddy Christmas kitty wearing her santa hat and a silver bell collar.
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(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."
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Christmas season starts on November 1st and is when people shall officially start listening to Christmas music and putting up Christmas decorations.
person 1: “Dude it’s Christmas Season!!!
person 2: “Finally!!”
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When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc
I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze
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