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English slang(south east & west)
A long streak of ejaculate freshly deposited upon a surface. I.E your girlfriends tits, face, ass or leg. Also the dog, that melon you've had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.
I've just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while wanking to tentacle porn!
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Vaginal discharge. Female cum. Whitish goo produced by salivating females.
Dude I had Lisa bent over the kitchen table yesterday and before I even got close she had juiced everywhere.
No shit, you didn't slip on her box jelly did you?
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The Jelly Job involves some Jelly and a chick bent over. The Guy then has to place the cube of Jelly on the chicks anus and then slowly stick his dick through the Jelly and into the Anus and continue fucking.
I tired the Jelly Job on your mum last night.
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Ever since I heard what jelly bracelets meant I wore them just to make everyone go crazy today me and my friends bought 100 to share because we love to make people to go crazy. though I don't wear black.
My example for if a guy took off my jelly bracelets.
If someone actually broke of on of mine well if it is kiss hug or girls choice(which I pick kiss and hug)one and the guy is hot I might but mostly I wouldn't. And if they do and say "you have to have sex with me", I slap them aross the face,take the blacelet, amd say "do it with your self if your so despate! and while your a it give me a buck to go buy for the ones you broke" and if they say" they're just 5cents each" I would said "will that's what you devered to even think about havingsex with me"
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Jelly Bracelets are a kewl accesory and they look good with lots of different outfits thats all they are so ppl who dont like that GET OVER YOURSELf we arnt telling you to wear them so just let the fad pass i mean cant u just let 1 fad pass without haveing to ridicule it and try and stop ppl from wearing then god man get over it!
I wear them all the time but ppl dont come over to me at parites and go so what colours have u got broken and i wear black-means nothing pink-means nothing red- means nothing and clear- means nothing i mean not all kids have dirty minds only the ppl who are having such a big probleme with it are the ones thinking like that.
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to slap someone open handed across the face with a fist full of jelly, or a jelly sandwich
Natalie you better stop eating small and large cock before I jelly punch your ass!
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