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The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!
I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)
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a spoiled bitch who whines about anything not in their favor because they are spoiled bitches who got everything handed to them as children
that bitch will not stop whining because she is a jersey girl
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O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.
While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!
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The crap strip of land separtating Pennsylvania and the beach. And thats about it.
"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"
"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"
"Bummer"
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The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.
If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows.
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when a man is standing erect and puts one leg up on a chair or couch or possibly side of the bathtub... reaches around his straight leg and grabs his erect penis (pinky finger out) and beats his meat...... this can be done with a partner as well
I went to my friend Chris's house to visit, and I walked in on him pleasuring himself with the JERSEY BACKHAND.
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An unfinished beer. It can be in a bottle, can, or keg cup. A jersey beer is usually a forgotten beer that was then inefficiently replaced by a new one, and left on a table, countertop, etc. They can also result from a person not forgetting, but being unable to finish said beer. They are more often associated with parties, not bars. That is due to the likelihood of running out of beer at a party versus a bar, and the ability to pass out, resulting in unfinished beers. The discovery of wasted beer in the morning, which was much needed the previous evening, is the reason to use the term, with negative overtones. Earliest usage circa 1977.
Those frat boys act cool, but I have never seen more jersey beers after a party, what a bunch of clowns. Look at all the jersey beers! What a waste.
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