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ugly person. someone that once you see them, you want to leave... immediately
Damn, when I went to go see that guy from the partyline, he was straight scram jones case.. for real!
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A little skinny white boy. Also known as a Scrawn. 1% body fat and skips leg day. Once known as a gym rat.
Look at Callum Jones the Scrawn
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The act of some skank-faced whore (or prozzie) taking a shit unexpectedly on you while banging.
Dude1: How'd your date go last night?
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!
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it's a word for guys to put a name to a girl who they don't know the name, and who they may never see again
that ms. jones over there is fine!
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Fat Ho who always on someone dick. A slut who can eat dick for a chicken nugget.
Hi I'm Jiana Jones and I got letter back
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Jones Soda.
A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.
Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
"Give me a bottle of Jones Soda"
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The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
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