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A Phrase Used By Gay Black Men, Who Wish To Be White. A Normal Person, Should Never Say Jump Off. Only Fags Say Jump Off.
"This stuff is the jump off" meaning the person who said this, is gay.
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A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.
Shortened to: Jumping Bean
"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"
When on a trampoline and one another person lands right after you, thus stealing the momentum of the jump and going higher while you go lower.
Dude, you just Trampoline jump stole me! What was that all about?!
Well, I can't Trampoline jump steal you if you would land in the right time.
when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord
"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"
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Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.
The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.
"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.
Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!
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from the Sugarhill Gang, not kid rock.
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop _ rappersdelightlyrics
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